I returned home. There was no flag on me. The cat started to suspect me.
I still couldn’t find the way.
Like a true Englishman, I was going to the toilet in telephone boxes. I got lost. Of course, true Englishman has to know the way every time. I couldn’t get the chance to suspect me. I could rely just only on an ally, who would never surrender me to the enemy. So I asked the tourist for directions.
The introduction in the family was successful. Like a true Englishman, I dressed up the English flag. So nobody suspected me.
At 5 o’clock I was walking on the cemetery. I had to drink tea there. If you need English people to trust you, you need to be an English person. I decided to become a true Englishman for 2 weeks (no one should had understood, that I’m foreigner).
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