English people are too clever. If you want to be a true Englishman, don’t trust anybody. And of course, there is no way to forget about 5 o’clock tea.
That day I saw Jesus & Obama, who were doing English walk together. Like a true Englishman, I wasn’t surprised (everything is possible in London).
FORGOT ABOUT 5 O’CLOCK TEA.
The cat understood, who I am. However, she didn’t tell anybody. Because I had to seduce her. I went to the One Direction’s concert. I was staying near the stage. All another ribs were broken.
Like a true Englishman, I decided to know about recent developments by myself.
So I went to the football match. I cheered for Manchester United, but was sitting at Liverpool’s zone. As a result, two of my ribs were broken. Like a true Englishman, I had gone in Hard Rock café. Just only English people go to there, so I became “insider” in London.
Like a true Englishman, I bought tea, which was sold me in dark lane by man in the dark coat.
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